I know we’ve all been on pins and needles waiting to see how SyFy would top Sharktopus and its sequel, Sharktopussy vs. Pteracuda. The answer is, with Sharktopus Vs. Whalewolf. It’s a film about one girl’s erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. I kid, of course; it’s pretty self-explanatory, believe it or not. The trailer is here now, and it’s got Starship Troopers star Casper Van Dien!
Believe it or not, a movie called Sharktopus Vs. Whalewolf also seems pretty self-aware, including a joke about how Sharktopus has a Twitter account. It’s nice to see those kids at SyFy aren’t taking things too seriously. I bet the Smirnoff Ice flows like wine.