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02.07.08 43 Comments

Here’s a nice little video from David Spade on Funny or Die called ‘There Will Be Oscars’.

"Johnny Depp can sing; who gives a fuck?  I sing in the shower, no one’s throwing awards over the curtain."   

"Tim Burton’s not a genius, I have some bad news for you people."

"Michael Clayton?  H.W. calls it ‘Michael Gay-ton’. That’s a burn."

Christ, it’s almost like I wrote it myself!  But I didn’t.  David Spade did.  He’s five foot six and he bangs playmates.  Mega frownies :-( :-( 

[Thanks to DF for the tip] 

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