This Guy is Really Into Poop (Morning Links)

I think we all know a particular Frotcaster who might like this. [via Fck Yeah Dementia]

Daniel Day-Lewis’s initial rejection letter to Spielberg turning down Lincoln |Film Drunk|

Who Will Finish In The Top 10 Of GQ’s ‘Sexiest Women Of The 21st Century’ List? |UPROXX|

1 out of 70 red pandas are House of Pain fans.
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At Long Last, The Al Roker ‘I Pooped My Pants’ Remix You Knew Was Coming Is Here |Warming Glow|

Jimmy Goldstein Brought Our Favorite Foreign Side Boob Back To A Lakers Game |With Leather|

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week |Gamma Squad|

Should Your NFL Franchise Draft Tyrann Mathieu? |Smoking Section|

You Went Too Far This Time, Seahawks Fans |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Animals are kind of awesome, aren’t they? |theChive|

Is Bradley Cooper Trying To Bring The Middle Part Back?! |Buzzfeed|

Why is January a Cinematic Dumping Ground? ||

The Weirdest ‘House Rules’ You’ll Ever Read |HuffPost Comedy|

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Threatens To Sue Her Mom If She Keeps Saying He Raped Her |The Superficial|

Rappers That Should Have Their Own Reality Show |Giant Life|

Ryan Gosling Pointing at People |NextMovie|

12 Proposed U.S. States That Didn’t Make the Cut |Mental Floss|

Duh Aficionado Magazine: Garrett Hedlund Is Not A Writer |Videogum|

10 Sex Tips We Learned From Softcore Porn |College Humor|

Kendall Jenner Is A Poor Thing |IDLYITW|

Nine (Awesome) Music Videos You May Not Have Seen Featuring Famous Actors and Actresses |Unreality|

Funny Or Die Gets Deal To Bring You A Ton Of Movies |Screen Junkies|

The 9 Best Shows To Hate Watch In 2013 |Pajiba|

Invisible Driver Prank |Clip Nation|

Nothing’s Hotter Than Lap Dance From a Stripper Wearing a License |Hypervocal|

The Real Reasons Why Scorpion And Sub Zero Just Can’t Get Along |Smosh|

The 25 douchiest bars in Austin |Fark|

Guy Tracks Down Dude Who Stole His iPhone and Fights Him on Video |Brobible|

The Collective Faces of 007 and Batman |High Definite|

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