This is the latest trailer for Roland Emmerich’s 10,000 B.C., opening March 7th. (You can also watch it in HD over at Yahoo).
To review, Roland Emmerich’s resume as a director now includes Universal Soldier, Stargate, Independence Day, Godzilla, The Patriot, and The Day After Tomorrow. He’s pretty much the Marion Barry of Hollywood filmmaking – if Marion Barry had killed the hooker he got caught smoking crack with.
I like how the Sabre-toothed tiger is as big as a semi truck. If you’re gonna do that, why not just make it a three-headed flying dragon who shoots harpoons from its cock, or a centaur that lactates spiders? I mean, it’s obvious historical accuracy isn’t a consideration so fuck it, go nuts.