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‘Tom Cruise Clinging’ Is The Photoshop Gift That Keeps On Giving

If you’ve been wondering why I haven’t been posting as much these past two days, it’s because I’ve been side tracked. I saw this shot from Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation and I went down a rabbit hole that I dug myself. This plane stunt seems to be the centerpiece of all the marketing – main shot on the poster, the climax of the trailer, etc. Not to brag, gang, but I know Photoshop gold when I see it. Or at least, gold to me. It’s quite possible no one else is as entertained by this as me. But I regret nothing. Wait, no. I meant to say everything. I regret everything.

Feel free to make your own. I can’t upload .psd files, but this should work.

Okay, so I may have used this one before. Doesn't mean I'm not going to use it again.
Photoshop: Lionsgate/Getty Images/Paramount

Okay, so I may have used this one before. Doesn't mean I'm not going to use it again.

Thanks to Lee Roy Myers for the idea.

Robopanda wanted to see Tom dunk over some wheelchair basketball players. It didn't really work, but I tried.
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount

Robopanda wanted to see Tom dunk over some wheelchair basketball players. It didn't really work, but I tried.

Weasel-Flight
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount
Tom-Running-Liliputians
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount
Tom-Cruise-Whale-Shark
Photoshop: Shutterstock/Paramount

I don't know, it felt right. "Psst, hey Nic, you should buy a dinosaur skull."
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount

I don't know, it felt right. "Psst, hey Nic, you should buy a dinosaur skull."

Tom-cruise-kitten
Photoshop: Shutterstock/Paramount
Tom Cruise and IMF secretly masterminded Madonna's fall.
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount

Tom Cruise and IMF secretly masterminded Madonna's fall.

I dunno, man.
Photoshop: Shutterstock/Paramount

I dunno, man.

Tom Cruise defends Taylor Swift's honor.
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount

Tom Cruise defends Taylor Swift's honor.

Judo-Tom-Cruise
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount
I know, it's almost the same as the original, but...
Photoshop: Getty/Paramount

I know, it's almost the same as the original, but...

Tom Cruise was excited on Oprah, but a lot of people forget his Jay Leno appearance.
Photoshop: Getty

Tom Cruise was excited on Oprah, but a lot of people forget his Jay Leno appearance.

Aaaand I’m spent. I hope you all can do better.

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