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02.09.10 20 Comments

This here’s the trailer for Ondine, from Interview with the Vampire director Neil Jordan, about a fisherman who finds a lady in his net one morning, starring Colin Farrell.  Farrell plays a fisherman named Syracuse, and when he finds the lady in his net, he immediately assumes she’s a mystical creature, drinks whiskey, and goes to confession, because that’s what Irish people do.  Later in the movie he’ll probably get up in front of a crowd and recite a poem, and he’ll be really drunk, but the poem will be very insightful because he has a good heart, and everyone will get teary and drink more and eat potatoes, and wipe the tears with the potatoes, and then some guys will get in a fight and punch each other and then hug.

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