‘Transformers: Age of Extinction’ premiered last night, and I’m sure all of the glamorous starf*ckers in attendance were thrilled to sit through 166 minutes of robots explaining why the fate of the universe depends on them punching each other again. Obviously we weren’t invited, but I thought we could have a little fun with this picture anyway. Caption contest, anyone?!?
Here, I’ll start: “…see, it’s kinda like Pearl Hahbah, but it’s about how I woulda stawpped 9/11.”
Now you go.