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Give it up, no matter what, your band will never be as cool as “Turds of Misery”. Additional trivia: They were from Winnipeg, they started as an Alan Parson Project cover band, and the guitarist’s name was “Bagpipes MacDonald.” |WeatherEye via SF Weekly|
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Seth Rogen and Daniel Craig were in a band?
In….Sane…
So they’re not big Kathy Bates fans?
Turds of Misery’s opening act? Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*faaart*
*uh-oh*
True story: that guy in the denim shirt (drummer/lead singer) went to jail for stealing golf balls.
Pfftt.. The Shits of Despair were so much better..posers.
Heheh, “Turds of Misery,” what a stupid name for a band… who would ever do something that stupid, you know?
/sets fire to stack of Cruel Stuel demo CDs
//choke-bates into litter box
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At least one of them better have the last name of Ferguson.
For a second, I thought their shirts said “Turds of Mystery.”
That’d be a bold move, naming your band for what happens when somebody clogs the toilet but nobody will own up to it.
Turds of Misery are what happen when you eat too much junk food.
Turds of Misery was the original working title of Human Centipede
For a second there, I thought it said, “Turds of Ministry” and I was all like, “Holy Shit!”
Pictured: The Matt Sharp, Angus Young, and Lemmy of Kenosha, Wisconsin.