06.02.08 10 years ago 24 Comments

Stars of the movie Twilight Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson showed up to the MTV Movie Awards yesterday (wearing stupid ass matching wayfarers, of course – they looked better on the dog from Summer School), just in time to unveil the first completed clip from the movie.  In case you’re new here, Twilight is based on a book series that sold 800 jillion copies because it’s both a vampire story and an abstinence parable.

The clip showcases many of the meaningful, passionate-but-chaste looks exchanged by the "lovers" that have become a hallmark of the franchise.  You know what those looks lead to, right?  Yup, anal.

(Watch the clip after the jump) 

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