TWILIGHT CLIP: GRR, ABSTINENCE PARABLES!

06.02.08 10 years ago 24 Comments

Stars of the movie Twilight Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson showed up to the MTV Movie Awards yesterday (wearing stupid ass matching wayfarers, of course – they looked better on the dog from Summer School), just in time to unveil the first completed clip from the movie.  In case you’re new here, Twilight is based on a book series that sold 800 jillion copies because it’s both a vampire story and an abstinence parable.

The clip showcases many of the meaningful, passionate-but-chaste looks exchanged by the "lovers" that have become a hallmark of the franchise.  You know what those looks lead to, right?  Yup, anal.

(Watch the clip after the jump) 

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