TYLER PERRY COCK PUNCHES B.O.

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03.24.08 15 Comments

No surprises this week – Horton Hears a Who stayed at number one, raking in $25.1 million, while Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns (which didn’t screen for critics) was right behind with $20 million, averaging nearly $10,000 per screen. Once again proving that Tyler Perry’s butthole is basically an ATM machine.

Drillbit Taylor, meanwhile, landed in fourth place in its first weekend, finishing behind a half-assed horror flick starring Joshua Jackson (Shutter).  Sample Shutter review:

“The main problem is that they spelled the title wrong. The first vowel should be an I.”Fearnet

Oh Snap! Sample Drillbit Taylor review:

“Imagine Curly Sue, but McLovin-ized.”UGO

Double Snap!  Wait, what the fuck does that even mean?

[Based on weekend estimates]

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