Valentine’s Day Mashup: Cinema’s Most Disturbing Kisses

Our film editor, Oliver, must be extra lonely this Valentine’s Day, because he’s put together a mashup of the most disturbing kisses from film history.  This might not be as comprehensive a mashup as you’re used to seeing from him (read: it’s shorter), but he makes up for lack of quantity with quality of disgustingness.  Seriously, the one at the 1:32 mark almost made me puke, and I have literally the strongest stomach in the history of the world.  Poor Oliver.  In lieu of payment this week I’m sending him a cat, a Twilight book, and a tub of ice cream with a note on it that says “Don’t worry, fatty, I’ll be your Valentine.”

Movies (in order of appearance)

The Shining (1980)
300 (2006)
Howard The Duck (1986)
The Goonies (1985)
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
Planet of the Apes (1968)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Nekromantik (1987)
Octane (2003)
Candyman (1992)
Dead Alive (1992)
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)