VIDEO: Jennifer Lawrence got her SAG card for this MTV promo

Last night at the SAG Awards, which of course stands for Sensual Armenian Goalposts (full list of SAG Award winners and nominees below), Jennifer Lawrence took home the best actress award for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. During her acceptance speech, she first thanked MTV, which seems weird, because you’d think if MTV was running the SAG awards, the winner would be Braden Boogerface from Twilight and the statue would be a surfboard. Lawrence explained:

“I wanna thank MTV. I’ll explain. I earned my SAG card – when I was 14 I did an MTV promo for My Super Sweet 16. And I remember getting it in the mail and I remember it being the best day of my entire life because it officially made me a professional actor, which put me in the category with all of you. And now I have this naked statue, that means that some of you even voted for me.”

So you’re saying next time I camp out outside your house naked, I should paint myself silver like a statue? Duly noted, Jennifer Lawrence, duly noted. Whatever makes you comfortable. Anyway, since Jennifer Lawrence basically told the internet to google her MTV promo, the internet quickly googled her MTV promo, which is above. The amazing thing is that Jennifer Lawrence at 14 looks pretty much exactly the same as she does now (she’s 22). At 14, I looked someone dyed a Ronald McDonald wig blonde and put it on some braces. Luckily I’m 76 now and have outgrown my awkward phase.

Aaaaand here’s a gif of Jennifer Lawrence on the red carpet:

Which leads me to my next question: Jennifer Lawrence, why are you so goddamned adorable? You could shoot me full of heroine and morphine and I still wouldn’t be that comfortable in my own skin.

[Gif from Arclife via SuicideBlonde]

Film

Cast in a motion picture

WINNER: Argo

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Les Misérables

Lincoln

Silver Linings Playbook

 

Male actor in a leading role

Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook

WINNER: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln

John Hawkes, The Sessions

Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables

Denzel Washington, Flight

 

Female actor in a leading role

Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty

Marion Cotillard, Rust and Bone

WINNER: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook

Helen Mirren, Hitchcock

Naomi Watts, The Impossible

 

Male actor in a supporting role

WINNER: Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln

Alan Arkin, Argo

Javier Bardem, Skyfall

Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook

Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Master

 

Female actor in a supporting role

Sally Field, Lincoln

WINNER: Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables

Helen Hunt, The Sessions

Nicole Kidman, The Paperboy

Maggie Smith, The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

 

Stunt ensemble

WINNER: Skyfall

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Bourne Legacy

The Dark Knight Rises

Les Misérables

 

Television

Ensemble in a drama series

Boardwalk Empire, HBO

Breaking Bad, AMC

WINNER: Downton Abbey, PBS

Homeland, Showtime

Mad Men, AMC

 

Ensemble in a comedy series

30 Rock, NBC

The Big Bang Theory, CBS

Glee, Fox

WINNER: Modern Family, ABC

Nurse Jackie, Showtime

The Office, NBC

 

Male actor in a drama series

Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire, HBO

WINNER: Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad, AMC

Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom, HBO

Jon Hamm, Mad Men, AMC

Damian Lewis, Homeland, Showtime

 

Female actor in a drama series

WINNER: Claire Danes, Homeland, Showtime

Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey, PBS

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum, FX

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife, CBS

Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey, PBS

 

Male actor in a comedy series

WINNER: Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock, NBC

Ty Burrell, Modern Family, ABC

Louis C.K., Louie, FX

Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory, CBS

Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family, ABC

 

Female actor in a comedy series

Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie, Showtime

WINNER: Tina Fey, 30 Rock, NBC

Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation, NBC

Sofia Vergara, Modern Family, ABC

Betty White, Hot in Cleveland, TV Land

 

Male actor in a television movie or miniseries

WINNER: Kevin Costner, Hatfields & McCoys, History

Woody Harrelson, Game Change, HBO

Ed Harris, Game Change, HBO

Clive Owen, Hemingway & Gellhorn, HBO

Bill Paxton, Hatfields & McCoys, History

 

Female actor in a television movie or miniseries

Nicole Kidman, Hemingway & Gellhorn, HBO

WINNER: Julianne Moore, Game Change, HBO

Charlotte Rampling, Restless, Sundance

Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals, USA

Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias, Lifetime

 

Stunt ensemble

WINNER: Boardwalk Empire, HBO

Breaking Bad, AMC

Game of Thrones, HBO

Sons of Anarchy, FX

The Walking Dead, AMC

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