Thanks to Frotcast listener Jeremy for this video, which asks the question, ‘What if War Horse pooped a lot?’ I definitely could’ve done with more pooping in the original. Especially when it poops so majestically. Which is a credit to Andy Serkis, really. Compare this to previous Frotcast-inspired videos The Nazicutioner, Jim Carrey Reads a Love Letter with His Ass, and Bill & Ted’s Excellent Inception. We’re inspiring important work.
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COMEDY COMEDY COMEDY! My show tonight in San Francisco is ALMOST sold out. Won’t you help me sell it out? It’s got James Adomian from Comedy Bang Bang and Jamie Lee from Last Comic Standing and it should be great. |FacebookEvent|
Speaking of, check out this week’s Frotcast. |Frotcast|
One ‘Community’ Character Will Die: Let’s Place Odds |Warming Glow|
5 Reasons “Comic Book Men” Stinks |Gamma Squad|
Sports, Illustrated: In Celebration Of Alex Morgan’s Body Paint Bikini |With Leather|
Henry Rollins’ awesome letter to Chris Farley from 1995 |Film Drunk|
Here Are 40 Pop Culture Valentines To Warm Your Cold, Jaded Heart |UPROXX|
Hugh Hefner’s son beat up a Playmate. ALLEGEDLY. |TheSuperficial|
No one’s watching Oprah’s stupid network. |Videogum|
Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer was robbed at machete point. Or machete blade, really. |TheDailyWhat|
10 red flags to watch out for on Valentine’s Day. |HolyTaco|
8 things from Star Wars more unethical than Han shooting first. |ScreenJunkies|
Here’s redhead Katlynn squashing her big boobs together. |GorillaMask|
NYU Girls’ Newt Gingrich Slumber Party |Buzzfeed|
Katy Perry’s gaze magnetically drawn to Rihanna’s cleavage, wants to kiss a girl |FARK|
Japanese Man Breaks the World Record for Cracking the Most Nuts With His Butt |The FW|
Lara Croft Cosplay Takes a Dark Turn |Unreality|
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