OPENING THIS WEEKEND:
Dr. Seuss’ Horton Hears a Who
Guaranteed to clean up on a weak weekend, and actually looks kind of good. Reuters headline: "Moviegoers can’t ignore elephant in theaters". Get it? Because it’s about an elephant? Omg that’s so clever I want to slam my weiner in the door!
Never Back Down
Fail. Though if you do go, be sure to bring your Fox Racing gear.
Watch Tim Roth and Naomi Watts get tortured by the neighbor boys. Or not.
Lance Recommends: In Bruges. An odd little movie that keeps messing with your expectations. Worth seeing for the dialogue alone.