Opening this Weekend:
Word on the street is that it opened softer than your mom’s legs, but I still say it kicks ass. Some people are claiming the budget was as high as $160 million – a lot to earn back. Just remember, if you don’t see it, the retards win.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Tough call. The last thing I want is for George Lucas to make more money, but on the other hand, hearing about Jabba the Hutt’s gay uncle was probably the highlight of my week. Shut up, I don’t need your pity.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
A Woody Allen movie starring Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem, and Scarlett Johansson. On the plus side, many are calling it a return to the Woody Allen of old. The downside? No chihuahuas.