This is the part where I tell you what's coming out this weekend.
Resident Evil: Extinction: Pluses – Milla Jovovich, Zombies Minuses – Studio banned the media from the pre-screenings. I'll bet you $10 it sucks. But if you're going to see it, you're obviously not worried about losing $10.
Good Luck Chuck: Pluses … Minuses – If you see this movie you will burn in hell for all eternity. I can't must the energy to bash Dane Cook anymore. Jessica Alba sucks. She's a horrible actress, her hotness is overblown, and she used the word "bidness". I'm sick of her and i want her to go away. There, I said it.
Sydney White: I liked it better when it was called Village of the Damned. Wholesomeness creeps me out. Plus, I'm boycotting every All That-related movie until they kick Kenan Thompson off of SNL.
Eastern Promises: David Cronenberg, Viggo Mortensen, Russian gangsters. Count me in.