‘Wettest County in the World’ Not a Porno, Stars Shia LaBeouf

12.08.10 8 years ago 13 Comments

It seems Shia Labeouf might soon be taking a much-deserved break from doing terrible movies.  According to the

Cave will be adapting Matt Bondurant’s “novel based on a true story” about Bondurant’s own family history, which mentions his great uncle surviving having his throat slit by robbers, and a magazine writer who shows up to write about the place and finds at the local hospital a man with “legs meticulously shattered from ankle to hip” and another “castrated, with the by-products of the deed deposited in a jar of moonshine.”

Uh… yes, please.

TOM HARDY: My goodness!  The robbers castrated you?
SHIA LABEOUF:  Sure did.  Cut off mah pinkie too.

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