As far as I know, I’ve never been quoted in any film’s trailer or marketing material. But as of yesterday, I did receive a mention in this fake trailer for “Wheelchair Rapist.” …Yeah, sounds about right. It’s strange, I just can’t figure out why Sundance and RottenTomatoes don’t treat me like a real film critic.
MORNING LINKS
iPad Revolution Predicted By Smarty Pants Folk From 1994. |Uproxx|
99 Hilarious, Ironic And All-Around Strange Church Signs. |Uproxx|
Hockey enforcer Donald Brashear to try his hand at MMA. |WithLeather|
Tiny horse vs. Giant Soccer Ball. |WarmingGlow|
GammaSquad Giveaway: Stay Puft Caffeinated Marshmallows. |GammaSquad|
A tasteful compilation of extreme sports. |DailyWhat|
Woman tries to buy 80-year-old father a prostitute for Easter. HE IS RISEN. |BostonStool|
This motorized wheelchair also cuts grass. |GorillaMask|
25 everyday things you never knew had names. |Buzzfeed|
Charlie Sheen got dumped by Bree Olsen. |WWTDD|
25 chairs made from bizarre material. |HolyTaco|
Michael Lohan is boxing John Wayne Bobbit for charity. I guess some terminally ill kid’s wish was to see two over-the-hill, out-of-shape sleazeballs sweat on each other. |TheSuperficial|
Weinsteins buy a documentary about bullies. |ScreenJunkies|
Our 9 favorite stoner movies. |NextMovie|
Check it, LA-area people, Horrible Movie Night returns this Friday! |HMN|
Gearbox helps a fan propose via Borderlands. |UnrealityMag|
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