Horse tries to rape a cop, & morning links

Well if he didn’t want it, he shouldn’t have been dressed that way. Horses love a man in uniform. (Thanks, Robopanda)

Seymore Butts answers your porn questions, Laremy and I talk The Hunger Games. |Frotcast|

15 Banned Cartoons You’ll Never See on TV |Warming Glow|

Plug For Vince’s Upcoming Show! SATURDAY! |EVENTS|

Sad Phillip Seymour Hoffman Holding a Tiny Sad Keanu via TheSuperficial

Google Would Like To Introduce You To Project Glass, The Eyewear Of The Future |UPROXX|

An Open Letter To Donald Glover… |Smoking Section|

This Sulu Photo Needs More Captions |Gamma Squad|

Bar Refaeli Makes Tennis And Life Awesome |With Leather|

Sofia Vergara Gets Sassy With Jason Sudeikis In ‘SNL’ Promos |HuffPost Comedy|

The 25 Most Ridiculously-Named Fan Groupies |Buzzfeed|

Interview: Brann Dailor of Mastodon Loves Velvet Paintings |Adult Swim|

There’s a reason this is the video of the day. |PopHangover|

Presenting 21 people who had no idea that the movie Titanic was based on a real event. |Fark|

WANTED: Women Who Passionately Dislike Ryan Gosling. Show Your Face, You Dirty Liars |Pajiba|

Six Interesting Interpretations of God in Comic Books |Unreality|

Blind 15-Year-Old Plays Dubstep Song on the Piano After Only Hearing It Once |Brobible|

Modern Internet Stuff, 80s and 90s Style |MentalFloss|

Gandalf On A Longboard |Videogum|

Troll Hunter: Arizona Wants To Ban Internet Trolling |HolyTaco|

Posters We Should Be Concerned About |ScreenJunkies|

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