Yes, The Karate Kid Turned 50, You’re Old

Completing the you’re-f*cking-old trifecta, J. Lo is in talks to play Carmen Sandiego, Dippin Dots (ice cream of the future) filed for bankruptcy, and today Ralph Macchio turned 50. Also? Karate Kid came out 27 years ago. You’re dying one second at a time! Cue montage! On the plus side, Ralph Macchio still looks pretty good. This was taken this year:

I don’t know what his anti-aging secret is, but I assume it’s the karate.