You know how every once in a while you see something and you think that if it was made up, it wouldn’t even be funny because it wouldn’t be believable? This is kind of like that. It’s called ‘Cheers to You.’ It’s a DVD of applause and encouraging phrases, so that after you get laid off and turn to booze and can’t get it up and your stupid kids stop respecting you, you can plug it in and pretend you’re some kind of movie star. Business card guy listens to this 10 times a day. True story.
[Thanks to Dan for the tip]