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Your Mid-Week Guide To DVDs And Blu Ray: Epic, Killing Season, Scary Movie 5

My Siamese twin brother separated at birth Morton Salt is away on assignment this week, as he’s been hired to braid hair at a strip club. These other guys get to have all the fun while I have to sit here and do the work. One of these days I’ll get my revenge, I tell ya.

Anyway, there are some new movies out on DVD and Blu Ray this week. Would you like to know which movies they are? Here is a list of the titles:

Epic

Scary Movie V

Amour

No Place on Earth

Killing Season

No One Lives

Rapture-Palooza

Shadow Dancer

That was very exciting. Now comes the hard part – determining whether or not you should watch any of them. I’m sure the people who made them would like us to watch all of them, and then perhaps invest in the sequels. But we’re just a small group of people on the Internet with short attention spans, so if we even watch one of these, it would be a massive accomplishment.

Epic

Deep in the Appalachian Mountains, a reclusive American military veteran (Robert De Niro) and a European tourist (John Travolta) strike up an unlikely friendship. But when the tourist’s true intentions come to light, what follows is a tense battle across some of America’s most forbidding landscape proving the old adage: the purest form of war is one-on-one.

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