In Gigantic, Paul Dano plays a quirky mattress salesman who falls in love with free spirit Zooey Deschanel when her unconventional father figure John Goodman buys a non-traditional bed – but life is so complicated when you have a trust fund! Based on the book you bought at Urban Outfitters. Okay, I’m kidding about that last part. I think. Anyway, as I’ve mentioned, I think Zooey Deschanel is cute as hell. I can’t decide if I want to f-ck her or nuzzle her. But I’m confused as to how this isn’t the exact same movie as 500 Days of Summer. Poor Zooey, her agent keeps getting her parts where she falls in love with hipster pussies. We all know what she really wants is man’s man like me, who wears cutoff jean shorts and drives a pickup with an axe rack. Come on, baby, lemme split that log.
[via FilmSchoolRejects. Opens April 3rd]