KISS And Angry Birds To Meet, Ending Our Long National Nightmare

We can all breathe easy now. We know it was a troubling and dangerous time, but that time has passed. KISS will finally, finally, be featured on “Angry Birds.”

Sarcasm aside, exactly how does this washed-up band keep getting treated like it’s a big deal? Sure, they still sell albums, but they haven’t even gotten into the Top Twenty with singles in nearly fifteen years. It’s one thing when they show up in Archie Comics — two cultural irrelevancies don’t make anything interesting.

But “Angry Birds” is one of the best selling games of all time at this point. And we really don’t want to imagine what form this game would take. We don’t want to be flinging birds to the strains of “Beth,” Rovio.

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