This Game About Being A Jerk Goose That Terrorizes A Simple Farmer Looks Sadistic And Brilliant

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Mankind fears the lions the tigers and the bears of the world, but the statistics show that run-ins with these ferocious beasts are too rare to truly take seriously, but there is a far less assuming animal in nature that must be avoided at all costs — the goose. Geese are unequivocally the worst. They leave grassy poo-bombs wherever they set up shop, they hiss, honk, and stick out their chests with a bravado that is both impressive and terrifying. They give the best side-eye in the animal kingdom. Geese are almost universally hated, and the only person on record to appreciate the long-necked pond terrorists was Hitler.

Now you can be one. An evil one.

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In a new stealth/puzzle game from indie developer House House, you are a goose whose sole purpose in life is to make a poor farmer miserable. All he wants to do is provide for his family with an honest day of work, but you steal his lunch (and you don’t even eat it), take his keys, nab his hat and then hide it in some vegetables, all in an effort to… We don’t know. It’s sadistic. It’s also realistic — the goose’s only motivation is to ruin everything good it comes in contact with, and the game looks brilliant.

How can you deny a checklist like this?

The game doesn’t have an official title or a release date yet, but considering the viral reaction to its cruel gameplay, it’s probably going to be a hit.

(Via Kotaku)

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