We feel bad for the guy in this video, who just wants to enter his name into his 3DS and play with his friends. Even if he does sound 30 in the video, but hey, what may be all right for you may not be all right for some.
But anyway, every time he attempts to enter his name — which unfortunately for him is Ashton — his 3DS replies with a warning that you can’t use profanity on Nintendo devices, and how dare he try and so on.
The theory is that Nintendo is trying to block the phrase “A$#ton,” but our theory is that Ashton Kutcher has become a dark and terrible force, He Who Must Not Be Named.