Portal Kid’s Room Is…Really Kinda Creepy, Actually

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Our first question, on seeing this video, is what kind of pendejo names his kid “Vector?” Why not name him “Punching Bag” or “Kick Me?” Our second question is, did James Farr just not have the time to build the creepy clown bed from “The Simpsons,” or did he feel like disturbing adults?

We get that the kid is a big fan of the game, and this room is pretty cool, but we’ve got to ask if the Ratman graffiti was necessary. It’s really pretty weird to see “the cake is a lie” written all over a kid’s room, man. Also, your kid is going to regret that video when he goes to high school.

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