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Wikipedia is wanting for editors these days, and nobody wants to read 3000+ words on Tails from the Sonic video games (except maybe this weirdo). Luckily there’s a new single serving Tumblr that takes the laborious reading out of Wikipedia entries.
TL;DR Wikipedia is “Wikipedia condensed for your pleasure.” It’s like Ambrose Bierce’s The Devil’s Dictionary updated with modern conveniences and more swearing.
Our favorite TL;DR Wikipedia entries are collected below. Thanks to Neatorama for the assist.
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Now that you mention it, I actually got into a big argument last night with my girlfriend because she didn’t know Harrison Ford was in Star Wars.
She claims she’s seen all the movies, but the only thing she remembers from any of them was “The race in the desert.” I almost kicked her out of my apartment on that note.
is she younger than 25? That could be grounds for a pass
It wasn’t like he made a cameo, he was in 3 movies. My brother’s girlfriend tried to convince me that she was a big fan of the football team I follow. Sure she knew the name of the current QB and some of the other players, which was cute, but try to have a conversation about anything that happened more than like 5 years ago and she’s clearly clueless. It’s nearly impossible to have a conversation about movies or sports with a woman.
Objection, your honor! The pod race was pretty cool.
Do the math. (X – Y)/(X + Y)^2 = Z Where X equals the number on the 1 to 10 scale of hotness your GF falls, Y equals the number of blowjobs you receive weekly. If Z is over 0.1, you shut the fuck up and realize Star Wars facts and football stats aren’t really that important.
Holy hell the signature one is really accurate.
The mirror one is gold.