‘Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2’ Has Such Amazing New Features You Guys

Our excitement level for Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 just amped up to eleven thanks to Miracle Of Sound and his “Super Analysis Breakdown Epic ZOMG Video”. In the video below, he takes the trailer for Black Ops 2‘s multiplayer and walks us through the amazing, totally real features you may have missed.

Did you know you can get the Tomahawk from Assassin’s Creed III and be imbued with “Native American hunting powers”? You can also use your Hitchcock pro to sic birds on your enemies. And you can play Pokémon on your character’s Nintendo DS if you get bored on the battlefield. Those are just some of the many perks available to Black Ops 2 players, all explained with extreme seriousness by a man with an Irish brogue. Watching people on YouTube take this video seriously is making my morning.

Just remember, if you don’t spin in a circle before quickscoping you’re a n00b, perhaps even a hardscoping scrub. And don’t forget, you can tomahawk someone directly in the eyeball and watch the mixture of ocular fluid and blood make an arc in slow motion, but you won’t hear any NPCs use swearwords. That would be inappropriate for children.

[Hat tip and a GAMECEPTION to Reddit and Kotaku]