Lex Luthor Stole 40 Cakes. And That’s Canon.

03.18.11 7 years ago 3 Comments

In 1978, The Super Dictionary defined “forty” for us by relaying the story of the time Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes when no one was looking.  He took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens.  And that’s terrible.  The panel from the dictionary later went viral on the internet and became a bit of a memeWhy he took the cakes has remained a mystery, but I spoke to an expert who looks suspiciously like me wearing a fake mustache who offered this explanation:  “because cakes are f*cking delicious“.

Now Superman #709 offers a more in-depth explanation for The Great 40 Cakes Theft (panel above), and in doing so they’ve also entered the meme into official DC canon.

Now I just have one question for myself. Is an internet joke made canon worth $3 at Forbidden Planet tonight? [TheMarySue]

Hmm, let me think about th– YES!!!!!! And my linen closet full of Sex Panther cologne and d*ck towels would agree with me, if they could speak.  *sigh* If only.  Oh, the stories those d*ck towels would tell.

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