Scientifically Accurate has turned ruining your childhood with factual information into a little cottage industry. Really, it was only a matter of time before Twilight Sparkle and the My Little Pony crew got in on the “fun,” and the SA team does not disappoint.
Diseases? Check! Horrible animal abuse that’s sadly historically accurate? Check! Ginuwine? No, actually, which is an odd oversight with this team. But they do have an obligatory lyric about genitals, which we will let you discover for yourself. Before you ask, they’re not making that up, although it’s not entirely accurate because it’s just one place.
If this is too horrific for you, we can at least offer a modest palate cleanser to get you through the day: