FOX’s Animation Domination High Definition (ADHD) are the lovable scamps behind the disturbing, NSFW videos about “Scientifically Accurate” versions of cartoons including ThunderCats, Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man, and Ducktales. They’ve turned another childhood cartoon into nightmare fuel with Scientifically Accurate Pokemon.
In the real world, Ash Ketchum is just a homeless ten-year-old who goes all Michael Vick on some animals. Pikachu is just a rat who bit an extension cord. Team Rocket should sell Meowth because a talking cat is worth millions.
And just when we think they won’t stick to their trend of singing about dicks this time, the narrator yells an out-of-context “POKE-DICKS!” and they flash a very randy Snorlax. It’s still not the weirdest Pokemon thing we’ve seen this week.
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