A Korean man (who isn’t James Franco) recently had a marriage ceremony with his dakimakura (a body pillow with an anime character printed on it). The character in this case is Fate Testarossa from the majokko Anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Or maybe it’s Destiny Countach from the tapioca Anime series Mahi Mahi Harmony Aloha. Who the hell cares? Dudes are marrying pillows now. Game over, man. Game over.
There’s a video below of this guy taking his pillow to a carnival and a restaurant. He ordered a plate of food for the pillow. Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about giving my car a person’s name. At least I don’t try to feed it french fries. Then again, he told me he only eats venison and pedestrians, so trying to feed him french fries would just be silly.