FlipBoardA Korean man (who isn’t James Franco) recently had a marriage ceremony with his dakimakura (a body pillow with an anime character printed on it). The character in this case is Fate Testarossa from the majokko Anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha. Or maybe it’s Destiny Countach from the tapioca Anime series Mahi Mahi Harmony Aloha. Who the hell cares? Dudes are marrying pillows now. Game over, man. Game over.
There’s a video below of this guy taking his pillow to a carnival and a restaurant. He ordered a plate of food for the pillow. Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about giving my car a person’s name. At least I don’t try to feed it french fries. Then again, he told me he only eats venison and pedestrians, so trying to feed him french fries would just be silly.
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Kimiko-tan is going to demand an engagement ring when she sees this.
I bet when he takes his new bride to bed, she’s just gonna lay there.
I’d marry my body pillow if she weren’t such a god damn whore.
Anddd I’ll ruin the cougar troll post by stating that women over 30 are dead to me. STOP PUNCHING ME CHINO!
Oh puhlease! Like you’ve never fluffed a pillow.
*looks around, slips bean bag number