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If you are a fan of the young lady I affectionately still call “Lil Penny”… you may call her Janet Damita Jo Jackson… I would suggest you start saving up more than the $9.99 you thought you were going to need to cop her new album “Discipline” next Tuesday. Oh she’s going to need you to buy a few copies…a minimum of 3-5 for you core Janet Jackson fans that have been complaining and crying that Janet’s been getting blackballed ever since she exposed her areola to millions of (white) people at the Superbowl!
It hurts me deep in my soul…in my loins…to have to say this, but Janet is on the fast track to catching herself a brick next week! I’m not talking about a “bad for Janet” brick…no those days are over! Not even a Ashanti…or a Amerie brick. I’m talking about….like a Blu Cantrell brick! A Kelly Rowland brick! Like an Oliva pre-GUnit brick! One of those bricks that will have Janet touring in a play with Malik Yoba.
Listen…Little Penny will always have a special place in my heart. I can’t look back on my childhood without reminiscing about almost getting shot when we went to see “Poetic Justice.” How could anyone forget the black and white poster where you WISHED you could one day be lucky enough to be those hands!
But do you know what year that was…that was 1993! That was 15 years ago. To give you a little more context… anyone closing in on 30 was in the 8th grade!
After the glory years of 1993, she went through a phase where about 85% of her songs were pretty much only about touching herself, which is fine…lawd knows I wasn’t complaining. You want to try some new things…so be it. Touch yourself…who am I to judge! And that “Velvet Rope” album…it led to some quality nekkid time in college…and I appreciated that.
But, you would think that 15 years after the glory years, Lil Penny would have at some point realized that “people my age…they just aren’t as freaky as me…maybe I should keep all that to myself!” The original Janet Jackson Fan….and I mean the “Control,” “Pleasure Principle” Janet Fan…they don’t need to hear about the sexual escapades of you, JD, and all the backup dancers. That’s not motivating them to drop $9.99 at Best Buy. Your music’s too fast to dance to on the Tom Joyner Cruise! They have arthritis and a bad hip Lil Penny….how about you slow the hell down!
And the young people she’s gearing her music too for some reason …they don’t know who the hell a Janet Jackson is. Try telling at 17 year old how great Bobby Brown was, try it! They will frustrate the hell out of you! They don’t know that Bobby Brown. All they know is the high, yet always entertaining, version we all see today. These are the same kids that think BRANDY is old school! And guess what…she is too!
Unfortunately, Janet refuses to realize that “guess what…I’m 40!” She’s dumb sexy for 40, don’t get me wrong. But a 40 year old lady in spandex, crawling on a planet in a video…I’m not moved! And either is my Momma!
I love Lil Penny…I really do. And I really don’t want her to catch a Blu Cantrell. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone…not even Blu Cantrell. So for one week…on this Tuesday….let’s not focus on Obama, we need to focus on Little Penny!!!
Will I be buying “Discipline”….what are you drunk? I found my cassette tape of “Rhythm Nation” just last week. I’m good baby!
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i dont know who Bari the Beautiful is
but your age is showing, u might wanna tuck that in
sorry janet, i havent even heard her single,
maybe i’ll buy one for my girl, on second thought i’ll pass
don’t hate! she wouldnt want ur ass no way. haha!
Your music’s too fast to dance to on the Tom Joyner Cruise! They have arthritis and a bad hip Lil Penny….how about you slow the hell down!—-priceless
lol @ the commentary by Realtalk
P.s. that Olivia pre G-Unit brick wasn’t a bad album…lol
She jus got upstaged by Alicia…what can u say!?
But I am still a lil hurt by the (expected) treatment of janet since (NOT SHE) lily white wanna be to make money exposed her breast for HIS gain on HIS song and HIS performance… SHE had to take the fall? I saw lily white during the Superbowl and was like how long would it take for janet to get a break like that!?!?!?
She can barely get a video some run now…smh
And they wonder why an album named Nigger is needed!!! They may not call us niggers any more but the treatment ain’t change!!!
LMFAOOO KILL URSELF FOR DIS ONE
but yea ii cant imagine bobby brn being anything but a junkiee
my mistake…lol @ bari’s commentary!
lmao damn i forgot she was 40..man foreal tho now its kinda irritating seeing a 40yr old crawl around in spandex. She is sexxy though! but it may be time to slow down
sorry mr beautiful but i listened to the album this morning n nothing interesting caught my ears
Sad but the album is going to be horrible! nothing good to say about the last 3 albums. She is a legend but you cant teach an old dog new tricks even if the fur is slick. *And you would think that gremlin of a husband would hook her up wit some beats and production??? But i guess all of his effort goes to mimi= free threesome wit him sitt’n n da corner and dabrat tapp’n dat on the boards. 2 for mimi/ 0 for janet!
LOL @ #9 SAYING “GREMLIN OF A HUSBAND” THATS FUCKED UP @!!! HAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Janet is a good singer but to me this is not gonna be her best album because her song “feedback” is so corny and i’m just keeping it real!!!!!!!
Janet n Spandex? irritating? lmao speak for yaself Mr. RealTalk n da realtalk stans but aint nuffin wrong wit dat..thats whut shes selling sex..cuz erryone n they momma know she aint a great singer like say a mariah..she’s in dat madonna vein starr…so shut it..let Janet live n all her oversexed pop fake titties over 40 glory..i’m with u Janet..holla!
Ya’ll kill me … no respect for legends whatsoever. That’s black folk for you. Ignorant ass.
NO MATTER WHAT THESE OTHER COMMENTS SAY, IM JUST HERE TO TELL YOU THAT JANET IS GOING TO SELL REGARDLESS, THE ALBUM IS HOT, ITS GOING TO BE NO. 1….SEEMS TO ME LIKE EVERYONE HERE IS A JANET HATER, BUT SHE LOVES HER HATERS AND WILL GIVE THEM SOMETHING MORE TO TALK ABOUT WHEN THE ALBUM DROPS AND GO NUMBER ONE ………..
KILL YO SEFL with this raggedy azz blog!! YOU ARE A NOBODY AND A HATER!!! I cant wait until that face cracks when she comes in at #1 LOL!!
Mann..fuck this. Janet is the shiit. Yall just can’t see pass beyonce ass..This blog is soo corny..Bye Bloggers…
I love Janet just as much as the next (me and my cousins got many bruises trying to recreate the “Pleasure Principle” chair scene) BUT any song by ANY artist, young or old, that has the lyrics “Heavy like a 1st day period….” I’ll pass….I was like WTF Janet? Who wrote that? She needs a production/writing overhaul!
I’m sorry but who ever wrote this.. probably don’t get enough pussy or dick.. like come on.. ask anybody who’s Janet N they will tell U. Even my 2 yr old nephew knows who’s Janet. Just cuz Janet makes sexy loving songs and she don’t make them “Control” songs anymore.. doesn’t mean she washed out N boring. She’s a grown ass lady.. What? U want her make songs that all she doing is popping her booty all day.. Anyway to me this is the best album since 2001’s All 4 U. Its to damn bad that people have to hate just to make money.. “SAD”!
N 4 people who don’t understand “Heavy like a 1st day period” must me a ass.. Like come on.. We all know she’s been heavy since the 1st she debuted. She got it like that, that’s Y her swag is so serious. Aa-duhhhhhh.. That what the song is saying too but in a different aspect. That’s my favorite line in the song anyway. It’s very unique. keep on doing you Janet.
WELL JANET IS STILL THE SHIT. PEOPLE STILL BUMP “FEEDBACK” IN DA CLUB. JANET IS JUST DOIN THIS SHIT FOR FUN. JANET HAS GOTTEN GREAT REVIEWS FOR THIS ALBUM FROM ROLLING STONES,BILLBOARD N OTHERS. HELL EVEN PEREZ N CONCRETELOOP LIKES OR LOVES IT.
SHE WILL BE ON 106 N PARK MONDAY N GOOD MORNING AMERICA N MTV TRL TUESDAY DOING MINI CONCERTS.
JANET DISCIPLINE THESE HOES. ANY MAN THAT DONT WANNA SEE JANET IN BLACK LEATHER LATEX IS GAY.LOL.
I like you black people too bad yes, I like how you keep one another down in the gutter and janet is no exception.
I love when you Hate on the her niggers it reminds me of your dutty minds that will forever be enslaved mentally because your never good enough not even to you own people.
So hate on one another we just sit back and laugh at you guys.
let me say this fuck all you haters. Tis album is the shit if yall kn ow anything about music you can tell this is a straight up dance cd, and as for her being 40 get it right shes 41 and will be 42 on May 16, and she still looks so damnnnnnnnnnnn sexyyyyyyyyyyyy! Janet makes these 20 year olds look like their in their 50’s. Thats okay when discipline goes number 1 on the charts and sells millions worldwide all the haters will be kissing JANets sweet ass. JANET ALWAYS AND FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
I know you are not seriously believing this dung you wrote. Lawd if there was ever some bs to be said about my girl Jan you really laid it out. Its folk like you who wouldnt know what time it was if Jesus came and took yo momma away. Go suckonsomebooty and instead of writing bs to bring someone down chewonsomesourpussy to keep yourself busy.
Why you had to mention Kelly’s name?? lol
As a longterm Janet fan, who’s crazy for her but being objective same time; I must admit Discipline is probably her 2nd worst album after 20 Y.O. She’s not creative, repetive nothing really new. At some points I really wish Janet would be like Madonna. Re-invent yourself Janet, don’t stand still and keep doing the same old shit you’re done last 2 albums. Heck! It didn’t work with Damita Jo nor with 20 Y.O and you keep doing the same old boring album again, put yourself in a latex suit, sing about needing your daddy’s punishment, but you never really admitted that Joseph Joe Jackson abused his kids. You left LaToya all alone with her accusations against your father, and now you sing you need some punishement from him.. how much more sterotype can you get.. Get over JD, stick together with Timbaland, let him manufacture you a good album, return with a BANG and be the Nr. 1 again.
To all sick ass fans.. A forum/blog is to discuss, just cause you all think ît’s a fantastic album, noone has to think alike. People can either love or hate it.. if you love it and tell it to everyone; why can’t a hater do same?
never really was a fan of janet, she has had some great hits but never “followed” her…did get a chance to listen to the album the other day, and i gotta say this is some geat shit…actually really reall like this album…so whatever ill be buying it
Janet is a superstar entertainer. She is one of the best entertainers on the planet. This type of negative crap from another African American is truly disturbing. Instead of tearing janet down, try supporting her. Janet has loyal fans worldwide and they are the people who buy/listen to her music. The other entertainers you attepmted to put down are still in a better way than you are….how pathetic of you!