Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW pic.twitter.com/pCWZNNKPRG
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 22, 2016
Tiger Woods is officially in the “confusing middle-aged man” portion of his career, and thank goodness for that. Apropos of nothing, he tweeted out this glorious photo of him as “Mac Daddy Santa” (???) that he claims his kids love (?!?!?!?!), and we have so many questions.
First among them, who took that photo? Who is the man in the shades?
https://twitter.com/martinrickman/status/812043467220254720
I feel like I implied this already, but it’s an important enough question to spell it out: How in God’s name is that something he does for his kids? It looks like the costume for a low-rent, poorly-thought-out Magic Mike routine. Also, is that a white wig below that baseball cap or did he put a baseball cap on top of a Santa hat? Did he dye his goatee white or put a fake white goatee over his real goatee? Does this Mac Daddy Santa character have a song? I feel like he walks into the room with a horrible, Sugarhill Gang-style theme song.
I’m Mac Daddy Santa and I’m here to say
I wrap presents all night and rap rhymes all day
All you naughty kids, don’t got time for you
But for the nice, here’s a PS2
He should probably update the lyrics, but that rhyme scheme doesn’t come along every day. Of course, Twitter could not let this stand without having their own thoughts.
tfw you're santa but join the nwo pic.twitter.com/dOHtPDnnUH
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) December 22, 2016
SOME FURTHER QUESTIONS:
1) WHY
2) WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE
3) HOW MAD IS TIGER'S BRAND MANAGER THAT HE TWEETED THIS W/O PERMISSION— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) December 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/martinrickman/status/812041251222650880
Tiger Woods looks like a dating profile photo from https://t.co/AtOwGy4O31
— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) December 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/hbro36/status/812045301234225152
https://twitter.com/JimmyDonofrio/status/812049100141162496
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/T17jdZ2MSR
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) December 22, 2016
Enhance pic.twitter.com/XYy7PeYs8i
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) December 22, 2016
Tiger is back pic.twitter.com/PTVvey50gZ
— Danny (@recordsANDradio) December 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/812043624863137796
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/812048357317365760
https://twitter.com/ohholybutt/status/812044110659891200
what the fuck tiger woods stole my planned christmas tweet word for word
— Seth Rosenthal (@seth_rosenthal) December 22, 2016
https://twitter.com/AnthonyIrwinLA/status/812049280089214977
when everyone is roasting ur cool holiday costume pic.twitter.com/M2zwuTZhCj
— Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) December 22, 2016