They”ve been trying to warn us for months. They took to social media to stop it. They flooded the comments of children”s hospital as a warning. They scoured every corner of the Internet to let us know they new Ghostbusters would render our reality asunder. How could WOMEN busts ghosts? It”s just so unnatural!! But like Cassandra before the tragedy of Troy, no one would listen.
And now it”s too late. The new Ghostbusters are here, and they”re destroying everything from your childhood. No man is safe (except Mark Ruffalo) from their wretched XX-chromosomes.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
Yes! My #Ghostbusters action figures came! (Proton streams not included) pic.twitter.com/RSj0WjOkpj
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
Oh, no! My new #Ghostbusters toys immediately beat up my old Male #Ghostbusters toys. So sad. pic.twitter.com/XBhhAKwna4
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
What?!? Now they are celebrating over the fallen Male #Ghostbusters with Wonder Woman, Brienne of Tarth, and Rey! ???? pic.twitter.com/2JlUq6paXK
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
Sad. #Ghostbusters toys beat up Batman, Han Solo, Jon Snow, & Wolverine while Mark Ruffalo spoke abt climate change. pic.twitter.com/KbhOeGpOzz
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
Oh noes! Now the #Ghostbusters are ganging up on noted thespian Bimblewit Comfystumps. So tragic. That poor man. pic.twitter.com/4TRHMmyenr
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
Wow. The #Ghostbusters toys just stole Kylo Ren's lightsaber and are calling him names. Why would toys do this?!? pic.twitter.com/bMxx3jlea5
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
The #Ghostbusters toys stole Kylo's Vader mask and now are teasing that they're remaking Star Wars with Darth Padme! pic.twitter.com/K9ffNVNUg0
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 19, 2016
Is nothing sacred? #Ghostbusters toys smashed the Bat-Signal and stole Kirk's chair, the Tardis, & the WWE Title. ???? pic.twitter.com/0VWMfASuHO
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 20, 2016
Woah. The #Ghostbusters toys just carjacked the Batmobile and screamed “Get in loser, we're going ghostbusting!” pic.twitter.com/qi1AjAAytE
– @red3blog (@red3blog) May 20, 2016
But seriously, if the cast of the Ghostbusters wanted to team up with Mark Ruffalo to do a series of Instagram videos reenacting these photos, it would be the best day ever.