Nick Swardson Turns Massage Into Clown Torture

I'm going to put a trigger warning here: This is truly horrifying at points. And also — during one particular juncture — completely hilarious.

In this Funny Or Die sketch, Nick Swardson ruins a massage appointment with a big red nose and freakish makeup. Could you handle a massage when your masseur is the spitting image of Zebo from “Are You Afraid of the Dark”?