Blake Lively vs. Shark

Will Blake Lively get eaten by this giant shark? Well, will she? That's the question at the heart of the upcoming horror/thriller The Shallows, which puts the actress and floundering lifestyle guru on a rock in the middle of the ocean while a hungry fish circles in the hopes of meeting Ryan Reynolds/devouring her. And that's pretty much it, I guess! This one was directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, who directed the entertainingly nasty killer “kid” chiller Orphan in 2009 before aiding and abetting Liam Neeson in his post-Taken mandate to give us the same exact movie over and over and over again. While we're here, some alternate title ideas:

1. Blake Live(?)ly

2. Shark Preserve

3. Deadpool

The Shallows is slated for release on July 24. 

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