03.18.09 9 years ago 15 Comments

Inter-sport Cutler trade is imminent! KSK has learned from sources adjacent to the situation that the Denver Broncos are preparing to pull the trigger on a historic three-team trade that would send quarterback Jay Cutler to the Memphis Moon Grizzles in exchange for small forward Rudy Gay, Space Bear, and the entire staff of 3 Shades of Blue. The rest of the deal involves Washington’s Chris Cooley heading to Denver in exchange for a bag of the Grizzles’ precious moon rocks. Cutler has reportedly signed off on the deal through his agent Bus Cook, and is apparently eager to show everyone in Denver how much stronger his arm is in space than John Elway.

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