KSK Alternate Universe Theater: If The Steelers Had Lost

02.02.09 9 years ago 46 Comments

Just to let you know that far from overconfident during Super Bowl week, I was my usual superstitious ball of anxiety leading up to the game. In fact, so superstitious was I that I had prepared a post for each outcome (didn’t get around to doing a terrorist attack one though). I figure it’ll offer some small solace to those rooting against Pittsburgh. Actually, fuck them, I took the time to put the post together, so I might as well use it.

This is all YOUR fault!”

Apparently you do need an offensive line at some point. WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME!?

So who wants a dead cat?

Fucking fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. Looks like its suicide again for me. I hope you all die from the sheer force of Leitch’s aw-shucks gloating. At least we didn’t lose to the fucknuts Ravens.

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