KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Saints Fans Don’t Subscribe to the Broken Window Theory of Crime Prevention

01.20.10 8 years ago 41 Comments

From Who Datting commenter TurleyGirlie, a tale in parking lot rubishness she captured prior to last Saturday’s win over the Buzzsaw.

For some reason, I thought y’all would love this. We saw this as we were walking into the game from our tailgating spot. The thought process of the tards that tailgated here:

Tard 1: Oh shit! We broke the back window!

Tard 2: Shit!

Tard 1: Let’s stretch this too-small garbage bag over the window.

Tard 2: Great idea!

Tard 1: Okay, it’s game time, let’s go!

P.S. The forecast was like 80% chance of rain.

Also? I woulda done the same damn thing. What were they going to do? Leave and get it fixed? Hell no.

Well, of course. It’s not like anything ever gets fixed in New Orleans anyway.

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