Pokémon Go is the greatest threat to the existence of the human race since the first Cheesecake Factory opened. A distracted driver crashed into a police car while he was messing around with the ridiculously popular app, while two other players were involved in similarly mind-wandering accidents. What’s to be done about this adorable nuisance? Well, we, as a society, can agree to not open Pokémon Go while behind the wheel (good luck with that), or we can evolve to look like Graham. Who’s Graham? He’s this bulbous fellow.