This Is What Humans Would Have To Look Like To Best Survive Car Crashes

Senior Pop Culture Editor
07.21.16 4 Comments

Pokémon Go is the greatest threat to the existence of the human race since the first Cheesecake Factory opened. A distracted driver crashed into a police car while he was messing around with the ridiculously popular app, while two other players were involved in similarly mind-wandering accidents. What’s to be done about this adorable nuisance? Well, we, as a society, can agree to not open Pokémon Go while behind the wheel (good luck with that), or we can evolve to look like Graham. Who’s Graham? He’s this bulbous fellow.

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