This Man Satisfied His Cravings By Breaking Into Five Guys And Whipping Up A Burger

So many people say that they would do “anything” for a delicious Five Guys burger. We’ve all been there, it’s normal to say stuff like that because it’s just a figure of speech. People won’t really do anything for a burger (or whatever else they’re craving), but sometimes, just sometimes, someone will actually step up to the plate (that their illegal burger will rest upon) and do whatever it takes to bite into a juicy burger like only Five Guys can deliver. Take this Washington D.C. man, who snuck into a Five Guys while a delivery man loaded the store with food between 3 and 5 AM on March 18th. He made a burger only a ninja could truly appreciate. This is the prequel to Star Wars: Rogue One.

People will want to call this smooth criminal the next coming of the Hamburglar, but the truth is that we’ve never seen the Hamburglar actually infiltrate a location and prepare his own meal. We don’t even know if the Hamburglar can cook, and this man seems to know his way around the kitchen. Notice how he even toasts the buns as the cheese melts on top of the patty. Considering how he seemed to know his way around the kitchen, perhaps this is an inside job. Or, he’s just a burger burglar who can improvise through just about anything. He might be a master thief.

Who are you, mysterious and sneaky burger man?

(Via Pix11)

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