Here Are A Few Wildly Indulgent Things To Do With Your Powerball Winnings

01.13.16 3 years ago 2 Comments

Today is the day. You’re winning Powerball! After all, you bought three tickets!

Once you get that cash, know that things can go sideways in a hurry. Be careful. Start by paying off your school loans, your mortgage, and your ’98 Jetta. Then, when pragmatism has had its day, it’s time to —

Here are some of the most obscenely expensive things you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD do with your $1.5 billion in Powerball winnings:

Make a Commercial With Your Friends to Air During Half-Time of Super Bowl 50!

This year, a 30-second ad airing during Super Bowl 50 will cost as much as $5 million. Factor in the cost of getting your friends together, giving them all a TV-ready makeover, then producing a two-minute spot and guess what?

You’ll still be super rich! Take all your friends to Dubai to celebrate!

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