Today is the day. You’re winning Powerball! After all, you bought three tickets!
Once you get that cash, know that things can go sideways in a hurry. Be careful. Start by paying off your school loans, your mortgage, and your ’98 Jetta. Then, when pragmatism has had its day, it’s time to —
Here are some of the most obscenely expensive things you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD do with your $1.5 billion in Powerball winnings:
Make a Commercial With Your Friends to Air During Half-Time of Super Bowl 50!
This year, a 30-second ad airing during Super Bowl 50 will cost as much as $5 million. Factor in the cost of getting your friends together, giving them all a TV-ready makeover, then producing a two-minute spot and guess what?
You’ll still be super rich! Take all your friends to Dubai to celebrate!