A Newlywed Couple Started Their Marriage Right By Completely Wrecking A $340,000 Car

04.18.16 3 years ago

Hey, remember the guy who crashed a million-dollar Porsche while trying to show off? What about the woman who crashed into a seafood van because she was too busy masturbating to pay attention to traffic? Good news for them! A new pair of geniuses have emerged to claim their spot in the hallowed halls of “dumb things people have done while driving.” This time, it’s a pair of newlyweds who made headlines because they (or someone close to them) crashed a car they were supposed to drive off in at their wedding.

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