You’re probably familiar with the feat of athleticism known as the beer mile, in which runners participate in a mile long speed race, typically taking place on a standard running track, chugging one 12 ounce beer before each quarter mile loop. (Depending on the rules of a particular race, runners may or may not be disqualified for puking before the finish.)
But why stop at beer when there are so many other things to hastily consume between running laps? That’s what one Philadelphia running group, the West Philly Runners, set out to accomplish Wednesday evening with the “pizza mile.” Full disclosure, this story is near and dear to my heart as I have called this group family for about four years now, and while we are prone to coming up with ridiculous races (literally racing a city bus and attempting to “beat the commute” come to mind), this particular race was for a good cause.
Pasqually’s Pizza, a local pizzeria serving craft beer that the group often finishes their runs at, was burglarized over the weekend with thieves making off with thousands in cash, lottery tickets, and cigarettes. The race was a way of supporting a local business that has been so good to the runners over the years. As group leader Alon Abramson told PhillyMag earlier this week, “We want the gang at Pasqually’s to know that we value what they do in our community. We want them to feel welcome here and appreciated.”
“Pasqually’s Pizza, a local pizzeria serving craft beer that the group often finishes their runs at, was burglarized over the weekend, with thieves making off with thousands in cash, lottery tickets and cigarettes.”
I’m pretty sure this is only a sentence in the loosest form of the word – but hey, at least there’s no oxford comma!
I’m so glad your biggest takeaway from this story was my clunky use of punctuation (which is fixed now)!
I can run from the cops when drunk,but pizza?Im a deadman.
For some reason, I keep forgetting that Kyle lives out here too.
I need to make sure to swing by and pick up an extra 22oz Not Your Father’s.
You may even run into Kyle there!