One of the worst dates I’ve ever experienced involved a very fit gentleman who decided to shock his system by taking advantage of an all-you-can-eat enchilada night. For some inexplicable reason, he decided that getting his money’s worth involved eating an enchilada for every dollar spent. So, he ate eight of those suckers, and they weren’t small. Even worse, each plate of two enchiladas arrived with beans and rice as well. He duly demolished everything and spent the rest of the night complaining about how crappy he felt. This was not romantic, and his digestive recovery took days.
Likewise, the fine people of Reddit have seen some crazy things go down at buffet-type establishments. Many of these tales come from employees, but some folks have simply witnessed strangeness while stuffing their own faces. Seriously, these are some wild stories. We’re supposed to eat to live, right? These folks lived to eat, so abandon all hope, ye who read further.