Are Semen Smoothies The World’s Next Health Craze?

11.08.16 3 years ago 4 Comments


Hey, you guys, want to take your mind off the election for a second and focus on a disaster even bigger than what we’ve got going on politically? Yeah, you do, and we’ve been scouring the internet all day trying to find you something — anything — that could make you say “Hey, look at me, I’m not thinking about the election right now and I’m doing okay!” You ready? Because it’s semen smoothies. (Oh man, did we just blow that reveal?)

If you’re not familiar with Tracy Kiss, the woman who’s speaking out about the health benefits of drinking sperm in order to avoid colds and other minor and temporary ailments (for which medicines exist, but you know, different strokes), let’s get you caught up: She a former model and mother of two who’s already made major headlines thanks to her staunch advocacy of semen facials for making her skin look perfect. But Kiss isn’t a one pump pony! No, now she’s ingesting semen by the tubful to keep her health in check, telling The Sun that she’s got a friend who comes over three times a week with a (hopefully frozen) donation to aid her cause.

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