A Cafe In Geneva Will Soon Offer Sexual Favors With Your Morning Coffee

On those super hungover mornings or the ones after you tried to get ahead and worked until 4 a.m., coffee just isn’t enough. Those are the days when you need a bit of extra pep to get you going full force. Like a ginger shot or a smoothie, right?

Or, you know, some oral sex. A new coffee shop in Geneva — expected to open later this year — will offer the combo deal of a morning latte and a blowjob to get male guests ready for their day. The local reports that the establishment will be modeled off of similar shops in Thailand.

The process sounds straightforward enough. Men order a coffee and, using an iPad, they select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They then sit at the bar and wait. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Bradley Charvet of the Geneva firm Facegirl explained. Charvet’s firm plans to provide the talent for the business.

Not surprisingly, there are more than a few problems. Prostitution, with a valid permit, is entirely legal in Switzerland, but pimping is not. Opposers of the idea claim that the on-premises iPads would essentially decriminalize pimping. Grégoire Théry, of France’s anti-prostitution group Mouvement du Nid, isn’t a fan either — believing that only male business-owners will benefit.

The fate of the cafe is yet to be seen, but if it does come to fruition, it will immediately have the distinction of being the most expensive morning cuppa in the city.