“Maybe I should go easy on Graham.”
Cut to: “Article in which Vince interviews Graham and has to pretend he hasn’t been talking shit for like 5 years.”
“Only it didn’t really land because Graham Elliot looks like the kind of guy who sleeps in a Hawaiian shirt.”
I’m 100% sure Graham Elliot has an adult onesie with a buttoned back trap. It’s red and he wears it at Christmas time.
Richard Blaise’s hair is untenable as a chef. That do (or dew, not sure really) would melt over a hot stove. Or maybe he sprays it, combs it up and immediately puts on a chef hat to let his hair form for 15 minutes?
“Not enough people recognized “box” as the sexual euphemism it is, in my opinion.” A staple of the brave restaurant workers who handle to-go orders.
“We get it, David, you’re virile. Hornier than a billy goat, this guy.” Do I detect a hint of jealousy here? Just cause he cooked something that made its way into Gail’s mouth doesn’t mean you have to go around peacocking Vince.
“Daaamn, every time you bag on a smooth foreign man for being unfashionable an angel loses his cigarette.” Best joke of the episode. I found it both an insight into your background and cultural fusion with just a touch of spice nouveau.
Graham Elliot looks like he got kicked out of Smash Mouth for trying too hard.
Brandon looks like Andy Samberg playing Macklemore. (Which is maybe just his character in Popstar?)
Since Hulu won’t show the current season I’ve just binged the last season while also reading through the reviews. You’re so on point. So I’ll have to just come back to these next year, or maybe get a cable subscription
Boy oh boy, do I wanna hear Lieb discuss the ricotta being too salty in Peter Jackson’s voice.
And now I do. He sings songs for a ten…I bet we can make this happen.